What should you do if your novel receives bad reviews?
A) Nothing. Critics are stupid, jealous, and uneducated. What do they know about brilliant writing, anyway?
B) Flame the reviewers on Amazon, and then threaten them with lawsuits if they blog about your reaction.
C) Commit seppuku (ritual suicide). Your career is over.
D) Create a video that celebrates the universal hatred of your novel with family and friends. Post it on YouTube for all the world to share.