As you probably know, April 1 is Sorry Charlie Day. On this day, we celebrate Charles Shultz, or possibly Charlie Chaplin, who famously said, "In the end, everything is a gag."
All right, maybe you're not familiar with this observance. Don't worry - you can celebrate St. Stupid's Day! Men, get out your neon orange bunny outfits; ladies, it's a fine day to participate in the Sock Exchange. St. Stupid, the patron saint of civilizations and parking meters, awaits your donations.
Still confused? Me, too...
In honor of one of the greatest poets to ever have graced us with his words:
OH HAVE YOU HEARD
Oh have you heard it's time for vaccinations?
I think someone put salt into your tea.
They're giving us eleven-month vacations.
And Florida has sunk into the sea.
Oh have you heard
The President has measles?
The principal has just
burned down the school.
Your hair is full of ants
and purple weasels--