Thomas Drinkard
Homonyms are devilish things. They are, of course, words that sound alike—and may even be spelled alike—but have totally different meanings.
For a writer, they can be like unseen vipers. Misuse of a homonym can ruin an
otherwise literate document. A reader,
noticing homonym errors, may simply stop reading. Whether in business documents, fiction or personal
correspondence, a poorly chosen word—quite frequently a homonym—can be deadly.
But, a writer may say, “My word processor has an excellent built in
spell-checker.” Good, but consider the following fictional story from WWI. How many homonym errors do you spot?
Treat
this as a test, and then grade your score at the end of the article. Copy/paste the story and run it through
your word processing program for a quick spell cheque (bet your software found that one). How many of the errors did your program
find?
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Major General Wytheby-Foster stood in the lea
of his squadron’s hanger, sheltering from the vicious wind.
His aid stood nervously by, watching as his
superior officer checked the fabric of each wing of every biplane. The
general’s meticulous inspection had the affect of making the aid remember one
of his boss’ guiding principals, “Check everything twice.”
All night long, the general had poured over the
plans for today’s operation. With
the terrible weather, an ariel attack on the gorilla bases was a virtually a
case of the old saw, “Dammed if you do, dammed if you don’t.” Was it reasonable to send his fliers up
with the wind roaring and lightening ripping the skies? Wytheby-Foster asked
himself again and again.
He wasn’t a man who was phased by
criticism. He had personally led
squadrons of warplanes into direct battle and, on occasion, had participated in
strategic faints to draw the enemy into traps. It was his flare for
unconventional, but successful tactics, which had earned him his stars.
Catching the enemy unawares was his fort. Today appeared to be the right time for audacity. Weather that was barely fit for flying,
augered well for surprise. If his squadrons flue today, the enemy would be
totally off-guard. If he ignored
the opportunity, it would be a gaff, a huge waste of a military advantage. Wytheby-Foster could not foregoe this
chance.
“Brixby, form the troops.” He said to his
aid. This was the queue to
assemble the flyers in formation for his pre-mission address.
Once the flyers and their crews were in
formation and the general had given them their orders, he told them to take
care of themselves above all, he said, “I don’t want you to hesitate to bale
out if necessary. You are too important to your families and the Air
Service. Above all, come
home. I want to complement all of
you on you’re courage, but don’t sacrifice yourself on the alter of unnecessary
daring-do.”
“Now go to your plains and, for your old
commander, once you’ve begun your assent, give me a wave from your
cockpit. Godspeed, gentlemen, we
cannot afford to loose any of you,” he said as he concluded his remarks.
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How many homonym errors did your computer
spot? How many did you spot that
the spell-checker missed?
18 – 26—Excellent-you may be an editor (or
peeked)
12 – 18—Not bad, use your dictionary frequently
8 – 12—Have another proofreader look at the
text before publishing
Less than 8—Some excellent homonym-finder
software is available
Following are the homonym mistakes in the story: the incorrect
homonym is listed first; the correct word follows. Usually the words are
pronounced exactly alike. A short definition follows each word.
Hanger
– one who hangs something, (e.g. wallpaper hanger) or, coat hanger
Hangar
– large building with extensive floor area, typically for aircraft
Lea – an open grassy area such as a mountain
valley
Lee
- shelter from the elements given by an object
Aid
– help of a practical nature
Aide
– an assistant to an important person
Affect
– make a difference
Effect
– change that is the result or consequence of an action
Principals
– first in order of importance
Principles
– fundamental truths serving as a foundation for belief systems
Poured
– causing (a liquid) to flow in a steady stream
Pored
– studiously reading or studying (plans or books)
Ariel
– a gazelle found in the Middle East and North Africa
Aerial
– happening in the air
Gorilla
– a great ape found in Africa
Guerilla
– a member of a group involved in irregular warfare
Dammed
– a barrier across a lake, river or stream
Damned
– cursed by others
Lightening
– reducing the burden or weight
Lightning
– a discharge of electricity from the sky
Phased
– stages in progress or development
Fazed
– disturbed or disconcerted
Faints
– small or weak and dizzy, leading to unconsciousness
Feints
– distracting maneuvers, especially in warfare
Flare
- a
pyrotechnic device, esp. used as a marker or signal
Flair
– an instinctive aptitude or natural ability to do something well
Fort
– fortified position or group of buildings
Forte
– something at which someone excels
Auger
– a tool for drilling holes
Augur
– predict or portend an outcome
Flue
– duct for smoke or gases
Flew
– past tense of fly
Gaff
– a barbed spear used to land large fish
Gaffe
– a blunder, causing embarrassment
Foregoe
– precede in time or place
Forgo
– omit or decline to take
Cue
– an act or word intended to serve as a signal
Queue
– a line or sequence of people waiting their turn
Plains
– a large geographical area with few trees
Planes
– in the context of the story, aircraft
Assent
– expression of approval
Ascent
– rising through the air
Loose
– not tight-fitting or snug
Lose
– cease to have or retain
Bale
– bundle of paper, hay, cotton, etc.
Bail
– make an emergency parachute exit from an airplane
Daring – do – not a legitimate term
Derring–do
– action displaying heroic courage
Complement – a thing that completes or brings
to perfection
Compliment – an expression of praise or
admiration
You’re
– contraction of “you are”
Your
– possessive adjective belonging to persons the speaker is addressing
***
Thomas Drinkard was born and
reared in the Deep South—Alabama. He graduated from the University of
North Alabama with a degree in English. At graduation, he was
commissioned as a Second Lieutenant in the United States Army and went on
active duty eight days later. Within two years, he volunteered and was accepted
into the Special Forces (Green Berets) after Airborne and Special Forces
school, he’d found a home. With a few other assignments in between, he spent
ten years with the fabled unit. He was unhappy with the Army’s plans for his
future and left active duty and moved into the reserves. He is now a
Major, retired reserves. After the Army, he found his way into teaching and
writing in the securities licensing preparation business. His textbooks,
articles and CE courses are in use today. His poetry can be found in a number
of literary magazines, including Negative Capability, Cotton Boll/Atlanta
Review, Elk River Review and others.
Piety and Murder was
his first novel, and the prequel; Where There Were No Innocents was the
second. The novella, V Trooper, is a departure for him in both
form and genre. It is Tom’s first venture into the paranormal. The book is
first in a planned series.
Tom, this is a GREAT list! Thanks so much for joining us today on Murderby4!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, Tom. I enjoyed the article and the advice. Stop back any time.
ReplyDeleteI spotted 22 and missed a few others due to not paying attention ;-)
ReplyDeleteI know someone who uses threw for through; seam for seem; here for hear; their for there....makes me want to pull out my blue pencil...
But I'm sure I miss some too...